Solar Garden Balls
"Stupid" Redefined?
Some of these have probably been around for awhile but they still contain their humor.
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
A few feathers short of a duck.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A lap behind the field.
A room temperature IQ.
A walking argument for birth control.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As focused as a fart.
As sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
Baler done run out of twine.
Brain permanently in power saving mode.
Can't count his balls and get the same answer twice.
Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.
Doesn't have a round in every chamber.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
Goalie for the dart team.
Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt.
Has his solar panels aimed at the moon.
How about....
Sandwich short of a picnic?
Couple of cans short of a six pack?
Not playing with a full deck?
Keep 'em coming
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